Dolphins

As I have mentioned before, Australians love their wildlife. No, not that way you sickos, they are called Kiwis. Australians love their wildlife, even if it’s not quite in the …

Drop Bears

When I was in my 20s, I was living in Brisvegas and we had a young lady visiting from the UK, let’s call her Ms V. A delightful lady. Intelligent …

Brown, Pink and Red

“You’ve got to get a little, Get a little every day You get a sunburn right away Your body’s brown as a berry But you can’t lie down Better let …

Bathtime (chat with cat)

CAT: “Why are you sitting in that big ocean thing?” ME: “It’s not an ocean it’s a bathtub” CAT: “You look weird without fur” ME: “You mean clothes?” CAT: “I …